Over da weekendy dis hooman below went to a BBQ and brunged nuffink whatsoever back for her two babies @MadLabM and @MavTheTiger! Dems poor, skinny babies was a-howling and a-cryings cos dems had no BBQ or nuffink!! Madison and Mav are such skinny minnies and it just breaks ma heart dat der Mama could be so VERY, VERY, EVER-SO NORTY!!!!
Dis is a pichir of @MadLabM and @MavTheTiger's very own
FREDERICA ON ELM STREET!!!!
(Look at dem gnashers on her!! She has gotted dat poor Madison gagged too!!)
If you knows of any other hoomans you have purrpeetrateded such crimes against our furrends, den please send me a toot-out so dat we can name and shame dem for all purrpeetuity!!!
**please donate any half-eaten bones, fox poo, rabbit droppings, duck crap by sending it direct to Madison's Mama**!! XXXX
Please don't have nightmares!! I am tooting wiv fright just typing dis story!! **opens windows**!!
Loves ya all!
Da Jazzer XXXXXXX
Oh my goodness what a travesty! Our humans has a barbecue at our house this weekend - but we did get a bit of burger out of it! We can't imagine not bringing any sort of tasty treats back from a barbecue - isn't the whole point to get stuff for your poor hungry animal friends? If they aren't allowed to go to the barbecue at least a snack from there seems to be in order!
ReplyDeleteI knows!! Dats why I had to publish da story!! XXXXX
ReplyDeleteSuch mean peeps! Poor @MadLabM and @MavTheTiger. If we would have known dat was going to happen, we would have provided food for the poor starving dears!!
ReplyDelete*tsk, tsk* Such a shame, isn't it? Those poor doggies...
ReplyDeleteDreadful! And I'm in trouble with Au for similar Bad Behaviour. Hoomans are just terrible.
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