My Adoring Public/Partners in Crime

Wednesday 19 May 2010

REMEMBER IT WAS DA JAZZER WHO MADE @BRUTUSTHEDANE (IN)FAMOUS!!

OK! Kids!

Here goes! My very good furrend @BrutusTheDane wants to be famous and has been sniffing around ma Norty Step - could probably still smell @Marleyterrier's singed butt after he blew up @Kolo_Martin and myself a few months ago - and who am I to disappoint!!  Only problem is da wot norty fings has Bru done?


@Brutusthedane in all his glory....
but not for long!!!!!

Here is his very special calling card - his Mum must have da bestest and most fertile veggie garden in all of da US -


Anyone for tennis?  All balls recycled!!

OMC! I haz never seed a cow poop as much in one go!!!  **holds nose**!!  I bet when Brutus toots, his Mum has enough supply of gas for the whole of the West USA.  Now wonder we haz global warmings!! 

Now, the next piccy will surprise many of you (or may be not)!  Our Brutus is not just a Shibbering Cheeto, BUT also a Shivvering Chickacheetah!!!!!



Oh! Yes! Our Bru does male modelling in his spare time!!
**You are so tooty & frooty Bru**

And here is one of Brutus' "Hot Dawgs" - **looks more like she finking "what was dat all about"**!!


Well, da Earth did not move for me!!

And here is one of our Bru strutting his stuff:


"He's gotta be SO MACHO...."

And finally...........


What's dat piece of pink floof between your legs, Bru?

Ma Norty Step is currently being re-built and extended as der are so many norty boys and girls out der just begging to be on ma step!!

I love you, Bru!!

Jazzer XXXXXXXX

7 comments:

  1. You are the best darling! Thanks for making me famous.

    Love, Bru

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  2. Jazzy, Yous making Mummy and mes broody we loves woofies I lives with 2 Barnaby a german sheherd and Raffy a doberman. Lots of love from Marmalade @mumsmarmie on da twitter, who literally lives down da road from you, in real life, other side of M40/M25

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  3. We're laughing so hard over this post that
    are tears in our eyes! Love the
    Shivvering Chickacheetah!!!!! Where have I been dat I never saw dat picture before.

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  4. Brutie is the King of Farts! *holds nose*

    *whispers* His poo is bigger than ME!

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  5. Excellent post! love the pics. Esp the bunny ears.

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  6. Bru is 1 of da nicest doggies on earf! He takes me for rides on his back & always shares Hank's Bacon Beer :) Oh and he B a good cross-dresser too!

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  7. I don't like the sound of that naughty step. FAZ

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