Darlings
I am sorry to tell you da one very, very, very, ever so NORTY dawg, who shall remain shameless, is now back on dat Norty Step for a second time! Who could it be? I can hear your gasps already... yes, it is.... Miss Butter-Would-Not-Melt...taaaa! daaaaa!!!
@TeaganTheDog
Who runned away from her Mummy in da wood chasing** a deer and who said dat I meowza-ed too much on da Twitter! Da noive of dat dawg! Me? Too many Tweets? Not enuff if you ask me!!!
*Teagan wuz chasing da deer...not her poor Mummy**
(She makes @Marleyterrier look like a well-meaning amateur!)
Love Jazzy XXXXX
