Trea has taken a couple of vids of me and Daisy Boo wiv her new iPhone! Mummy and I sometimes fink she luvs da iPhone and iMac betterer than us! She is always stucked on it! Mummy says it is very "aunty soshull" but I dids not knowed we hads an Aunty called Soshull?!! I fink da Trea spends so much time on da 'puter cos she is "Johnny no mates"!! I just hopes dat she does not read dis! I am still trying to sell her on e.Bay and Amazon wivout much success!!
I tried to gets under da carpet in da sitting room last night until somefink called "slipper" biteds my bum! I had to sit in a bath of water for ages before it cooled - my bum, not da water by da way! So, todays I am planning on scaling da North Face of da sofa once I know dat Mummy is busy in da kitchen! Miss Sneaky Peaky is at work but I fink she might have set up a web cam - she shud be reported to da orforities for dat!!
I hads better go and look good for a while before my assault on da sofa begins in ernest.....or shuds dat be earnest?! Dids you hear da joke about da two maggots making love in dead ernest?! LMAO!!
Love you all lots and lots,
Jazzy XXXXXXX
