Have you seed dis scrawny fing? Well, @iCocotheChi seems to fink dat me is a dungeon-dweller, a pooper-scooper, a loo brush of no importance and finks da she iz da PRINCESS!! I coulds not stop larfing!!! Me so voluptuous and booful beside dat skanky butted rat-tail D.O.G.!!
If you see her, please let me know so dat I can *thwack* her for all her naughty ways!!!
COCO THE PRETENDER!!
Achully, she is great fun and well worth a follow on da Twitter!!
KATS ROOL DA HOME, DA EARTH, DA UNIVERSE, DA EVERYFING!!
More dispatches laters!
Kissez and hugs,
PRINCESS Jazzy XXXXXXX
Aww Jazzy - you are indeed a beautiful princess. Luv dat pic of you on bannister.
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