LOOK WHO'S ON DA NORTY STEP.......

Darlings

Dis very NORTY doggy was reported to me by a puddytat named Mav (who claims to know dis doggy rather well - snickers!) cos dis cuplprit spends half her time doing skatings and dancing and pole dancing on top of her Momma's table!!  Dis is somefink which, Moikins, Jazzy, would never ever do!!  **Well, not is Mum was in da room**!!

@MadLabM

(nomming Momma's table leg!)

Der are also several others of note who have comed to ma attenshun recently and should also be on da NORTY STEP:

@SidTheCatahoula is not really dat NORTY 

(Oh! yes he is I her you all weoof and meowza!!)

but he is so cute, I fawt I would put him there anyways!

OMC! I nearly forget, Sid's long-suffering Teddy Bear
@The_Curly_Bear

Who is about to give da "one underneath"
a conditioner he will never forget!  It is called
Da Bear Necessities!!
**No wonder BizBeeKitty wears a hoodie at all times** 

@BizBeeKitty for crimes again fashun!  Wimmins fashun!!

@BusyButtons for sticking his tongue out!!

@JinJinDoggy

AND

@PixelDoggy

Two tarts with hearts who are trying to compete with my tartiness!!

Da noive of it all!!

@Cokiethecat who is supposed to be ma fiance

but will not commit "because he is too young"!

**you are only as young as the woman you feel, Cokie boy**

PS:  I nearly forgotted someones!!

Ma partner-in-crime @Teaganthedog

AND

@Mariodacat who fawt he wuz a wimmins

until his Mommy stopped dressing him in

lace and bows!!

HAPPY SPRING, PLAYMATES!

LET MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM ROOL!!

love, Jazzy XXXXXX