Darlings
Dis very NORTY doggy was reported to me by a puddytat named Mav (who claims to know dis doggy rather well - snickers!) cos dis cuplprit spends half her time doing skatings and dancing and pole dancing on top of her Momma's table!! Dis is somefink which, Moikins, Jazzy, would never ever do!! **Well, not is Mum was in da room**!!
@MadLabM
(nomming Momma's table leg!)
Der are also several others of note who have comed to ma attenshun recently and should also be on da NORTY STEP:
@SidTheCatahoula is not really dat NORTY
(Oh! yes he is I her you all weoof and meowza!!)
but he is so cute, I fawt I would put him there anyways!
OMC! I nearly forget, Sid's long-suffering Teddy Bear
@The_Curly_Bear
OMC! I nearly forget, Sid's long-suffering Teddy Bear
@The_Curly_Bear
Who is about to give da "one underneath"
a conditioner he will never forget! It is called
Da Bear Necessities!!
**No wonder BizBeeKitty wears a hoodie at all times**
@BizBeeKitty for crimes again fashun! Wimmins fashun!!
@BusyButtons for sticking his tongue out!!
@JinJinDoggy
AND
@PixelDoggy
Two tarts with hearts who are trying to compete with my tartiness!!
Da noive of it all!!
@Cokiethecat who is supposed to be ma fiance
but will not commit "because he is too young"!
**you are only as young as the woman you feel, Cokie boy**
PS: I nearly forgotted someones!!
Ma partner-in-crime @Teaganthedog
AND
@Mariodacat who fawt he wuz a wimmins
until his Mommy stopped dressing him in
lace and bows!!
HAPPY SPRING, PLAYMATES!
LET MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM ROOL!!
love, Jazzy XXXXXX
