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Sunday, 21 February 2010

TARTS WITH HEARTS ON THE NORTY STEP: ALL GIRL LINE-UP!!

Darlings

Here is special Norty Step edition because nortiness just tooked on a new meaning!  I am finking dat later in da year I may run a NORTIEST OF THE NORTIEST ON DA NORTY STEP?  The prize will be a pawtrait from @zaziart.......or a visit to an animal shrink!!

So first up tonight are @JinJinDoggy and @PixelDoggy - words fail me as I fawt dems was good girls:


Wot a pair of crackers!!  Wonder how often they will get pulled?!

Second up tonight is @Teaganthedog for getting ratarsed in the pub, eating raw hide and pizzle, trying to snog anuvver doggy and FARTING like a trooper and blaming her poor innocent Daddy.  Just as well no one smokes, or our wide-eyed and innocent Ms Teagan would have a very cold butt tonight!!



Ms Farty Pants 2010

Third up tonight was putted here by dat Trea.  It is moi-kins @jazzydacat.  Yup! She ratted on her own wittle sisfur!!  I had dis pichur took to earn some money for my poor old Mummy BUT Ms Prim and Proper had to go spill da beans!!



Strumpet of da Year 2010

And finally in our all girls line-up tonight is @no_crybaby_doGs, Daffy!!!


Daffy da Punk Rock Chick!!

Don't have nightmares, darlings!

Love and kisses,
Jazzy XXXX





8 comments:

  1. OMD, I think ur Norty Step is the place to be and be seen! We norty ones r the most interestin!

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  2. I have to say putting yourself on the Norty Step is really a fair and unbiased thing to do. By the way, it's a really NICE picture!

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  3. *snickers* I'm just happy I didn't make it on there again...

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  4. I'm glad T did rat you out, Tarty Mae ;-)!

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  5. Yay being on da norty step is such fun!!

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  6. Oh, U missed me in my norty gettups! I got pole dancer Mattie & me jumpin out of a cake all kittened up! BOL!!!

    I fink a norty contest would be hilarious!

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  7. It's me and I bring the sunshine... http://mookiepig.blogspot.com/ Please have a look!!!

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