TARTS WITH HEARTS ON THE NORTY STEP: ALL GIRL LINE-UP!!

Darlings

Here is special Norty Step edition because nortiness just tooked on a new meaning!  I am finking dat later in da year I may run a NORTIEST OF THE NORTIEST ON DA NORTY STEP?  The prize will be a pawtrait from @zaziart.......or a visit to an animal shrink!!

So first up tonight are @JinJinDoggy and @PixelDoggy - words fail me as I fawt dems was good girls:

Wot a pair of crackers!!  Wonder how often they will get pulled?!

Second up tonight is @Teaganthedog for getting ratarsed in the pub, eating raw hide and pizzle, trying to snog anuvver doggy and FARTING like a trooper and blaming her poor innocent Daddy.  Just as well no one smokes, or our wide-eyed and innocent Ms Teagan would have a very cold butt tonight!!

Ms Farty Pants 2010

Third up tonight was putted here by dat Trea.  It is moi-kins @jazzydacat.  Yup! She ratted on her own wittle sisfur!!  I had dis pichur took to earn some money for my poor old Mummy BUT Ms Prim and Proper had to go spill da beans!!

Strumpet of da Year 2010

And finally in our all girls line-up tonight is @no_crybaby_doGs, Daffy!!!

Daffy da Punk Rock Chick!!

Don't have nightmares, darlings!

Love and kisses,

Jazzy XXXX

NORTY STEP ALERT - THREE MORE BUMS JUST ADDED!!!

Darlings

Christmouse just come early for me cos @Shawneeshep just made ma day!!!

Suspect 1 is DIXIE:

 Who scritched her Mom's arms cos Mom tried to clean over her doity ears!!

(Purrsonally, I fink Mom should be on da step too!!)

Suspect 2 is SYDNEY:

Who got herself all muddy-poos

and had to be frown in da barf!!

However, da PRIME SUSPECT is dat @Shawneeshep - she did not see dat comings MOL - who set up Dixie and Sydney to take da rap for her norty ways!!!

OK, Shawnee you have been grassed up by da Cagney (Dixie) and Lacey (Sydney)

of da dawg world!!  BUT you look so in place on my NORTY STEP!!

**GUILTY AS CHARGED**

Loves ya all,

Jazzy XXXXX

SPESHULL PLACE ON DA NORTY STEP

Darlings

Dis VERY VERY VERY VERY norty girl, @PollyPuss11, is on the Norty Step on her own today for staying out all night and giving her Mummy and Daddy a dreadful fright!!  Just a few weeks back she also attempted to hang herself from da Roman Blind in der bedroom!!!

POLLY

and to keep Polly company

here is @busybuttons

Who looks like she could be a very Norty girly!! Yay!

Let the fun begin!

Love, Jazzy XXXXXX

A GREAT START TO DA WEEK WIV MORE FOR DA NORTY STEP

Darlings

It has been brunged to ma attenshun, yet again, dat da suspects displayed below more den desoive der place on da NORTY STEP:

First outta da trap dis week is @CJdoggirl who was suggested by, and voted for unanmimousely, by dat @Kittehboi who is also very, very norty - but more of hims laters:

(Da woofurs in da pichur are NOT norty at all, but just have da misfortune

to be in da wrong place at da wrong time!)

Second outta da trap is none other than that saucy minx @grrlysquirrel.  WARNING: Furrbabies should cover der eyes cos dis Michelle da Minxette has managed to remove a man's pants wivout him even feeling da draught!! (*Umm dat Trea can do dat too - makes note in black booky!**)  And Michelle the Minx has da noive to call moi Tarty Mae - she is guilty as charged:

Third outta da trap is @Kittehboi

- second time around for him - who stitched up @CJdoggirl:

Dis is Mr Breeze's WANTED POSTER!!!!

Fourth outta da trap are two little madam's @piddleandpurr who duz unmentionable fings and dat!

Rosie and Blossom are a pair of scheming norties!!  Dems is here for crimes against da 

Ladies Knitting Circle and der wool!

Fifth outta da trap is @BadAndy_KityKat who is heaps of fun but very, very norty too!!

How could you not love dat!

Goodnight, Sweethearts.

Love, Jazzy XXXX

WHO IS ON DA NORTY STEP FOR A SECOND TIME???!!!

Darlings

I am sorry to tell you da one very, very, very, ever so NORTY dawg, who shall remain shameless, is now back on dat Norty Step for a second time!  Who could it be?  I can hear your gasps already... yes, it is.... Miss Butter-Would-Not-Melt...taaaa! daaaaa!!!

@TeaganTheDog

Who runned away from her Mummy in da wood chasing** a deer and who said dat I meowza-ed too much on da Twitter! Da noive of dat dawg!  Me? Too many Tweets?  Not enuff if you ask me!!!

*Teagan wuz chasing da deer...not her poor Mummy**

(She makes @Marleyterrier look like a well-meaning amateur!)

Love Jazzy XXXXX