It has come to ma attenshun dat der are several EXTREMELY NORTY ONES who should be on ma step! But I must, once again, add @marleyterrier to the step for blowing it up just da other day when he set fire one of dat @Kolo_Martin's farts - boom! and ma knickers were flying over da Pond...!!
Dis is dat @marleyterrier pretending to be a goner so that I would not's thwack thwack thwock him for blowing up ma norty step! Da noive of it! XXX
First up today is dat @ZackRabbit who, when he runs out of choccy chips, makes his own!!
**remind me not to eat dem choccy chip cookies**!!
And when he is not making choccy chips, spends a lot of time playing with his BIG carrot!
Second on da list today is dat @SydPie who is a very purrty girly BUT
so very, very norty! She recently went a plonker checking out somefink should ought not to have got her nose stuck in! Gave her poor Mama a fright! Dat is ultra norty!!
STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! NORTY ALERT!
Oh! and it has been brung to ma further attenshun dat Ms Purrty Dawg done a crime
last year! Da curious incident of da mud-sofa incident last Summer"!
Dis cute dawgy has some street cred for sure! XXX
Third up is @MarshallSheldon cos he leads me into norty ways early in da morning!
Fourth on today's list is @Teaganthedog who boings all over da place, hides under tables, bites frew her lead and causes mayhem in da local public house!
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And last, but not least, is ma furrend @Flicka47 who has been very, very norty recerntly! *wink wink**
and is ma partner-in-crime. We have both signed the pledge on fudge for life!!
Watch dis space.......
Loves you all,
Jazzy XXXXXX
Excuse me for correcting your excellent blog but the parps that Marley was lighting were entirely of his own making!!
ReplyDeleteI simply note that the baboon has a very vegetarian diet and that banans is highly combustible
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened when the Norty Step combusted is somefink of a mystery. However, the CSI CCTV does include pichurs of a smouldering bald-arsed cat, a baboon adjusting his trousers muttering "where did dat one go?" and a border terrier called Marley exiting the scene throwing away a blow torch!! The cat's knickers were found attached to the wing of an airyplane on touchdown in NY NY! XXXXX
ReplyDeletehe he - I just loves your noty bloggy!
ReplyDeleteOh my, I was only 4th.. if I's gonna be a norty doggy then I guess I'd better learn to do it properly!!
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