Yo! Da Jazzer is back.....

Hi Playmates

Dis is let you know dat da Jazzer is back on her Bloggy and helping with the Duckie Club in all it's glory!!

It has been a while since I posted anything of note but Mummy Enid was not very well and Trea just ran out of time adjusting to being the "carer"!  Well, Mummy Enid is going great guns at 88 and, although dat Trea has not got dat much free time, she wants to get me blogging again!!!  Here is me on da Apple MacBook - finking!!!!!

Lubs always,

Jazzy XXXXXXX

A year in the life of Jazzy and her family!

Dearest Readers

First of all I wish you all a very happy and healthy 2012...if somewhat belated!  This past year had flown by at nano speed. not least because dat Trea took early retirement from her University job at the end of May 2011.  Since that time, Mummy and me have been run ragged by da wretched girl always having some pressing project which needs her attention!  I am da ONLY project to which she should be devoting her time!

In early May last year Trea met with the lovely @Teaganthedog's Mum, Sarah, and her Daddy, Gary, and they managed ti snatch a quick lunch at the Uni.  Unfortunately, on that occasion, Teagie Weagie was not able to join them on da trip to London Town!  And Trea was really excited when @Dogstoyevsky's Mum, Wendy, was able to attend her retirement bash!  **Suddenly all the academics "lived in Essex" and were totally bowled over by this bubbly blonde!!**

GARDEN

So, the first thing which we did  was to get both the back and front gardens professionally overhauled.  They had got a bit out of hand...and Trea finally realised that "less is more"! Below are just a few of the things we have done or planted!

Patio and shed (back garden)

Jazzy in her KritterKondo on back patio

Front garden with new lawn

 Pink Hellebore

Purple Hellebore 

Mahonia

Oleander

We also have a lovely Daphne which @Teaganthedog's Mum sent Mummy Enid for her birthday!  In addition, Trea recently came across what is hyped as "the world's most fragrant flower" - Polianthes Tuberosa (picture below).  It was very popular in Victorian times and is now making a comeback...if you can get the bulbs!!  Luckily dat Trea has managed to buy 10!!

VISIT TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE

On 1 August, Trea and Mummy did the grand Tour of Buckingham Palace.  It was a "grand day out" and they were both taken aback by the wonderful "intimacy" of all the rooms - not of which are very big!  In fact, it was very cosy and feels like a home which, of course, it is!  The Palace gardens are stunning in their simplicity - no formality, just a natural flow of things!  An oasis of peace right in the middle of London!

Mummy Enid at the back of the Palace!

All of the above five views were taken in the garden at the back of the Palace - a truly restful and magical place!

We also saw Kate's wedding dress which, sadly, did not look as impressive as on the television!!  Here are pictures of the Royal Wedding..incase you missed it!!

I will be posting another up-date very soon with all the mischievous things dat Ize been up too!

Love you all muchly and with special love to those of you who have lost your beloved fur babies.

Jazzy and dat Trea XXXXX

Jazzer is alive and well and gearing up.......

Darlings

Happy New Year 2012!!!

Sorry for not keeping this Bloggy up to date but last year was such a busy  one for one, not least cos dat Trea tooked Early Retirement ...so dat she could laze around on da sofa with me!!!

Anyway, a new posting will soon appear with lots of piccies and fings!

Loving you all,

Jazzy XXXXXXXX

Watch dis space - Da Jazzer is getting active!

Darling Friends

After the long Winter Solstice da Jazzer is gradually coming out of da hibernation and will get her bloggy up-to-date and full of gossip and fings!!

Waiting to pounce!!!

Da jazzer in her pink hoodie surrounded by lilies!!

Loving you all muchly!!

Jazzy XXXXXX

ANIPAL PHOTO HUNT AGAIN!!!

Hi there playmates!

LOOK INTO MY EYES!  YOU ARE GETTING VERY SLEEPY!!  GIVE ME YOUR NIP...OR I FANG YOUR BUTT! XXXXXXXXX

Love you all,

Jazzy XXXXXX

ANIPAL PHOTO HUNT!!

Ma darling fiance @CokieTheCat has launched a fun fing for us to do each weekendy and dis weekendy's theme is "EYES"!!!

http://www.cokiethecat.com

Please join in the fun and post a goggley-eyed piccy on your bloggy!!!

I canz sees right up your nose!! XXXXX

Paws of ma card!  It is purrsonal!!!

OK! How's abouts I takes your pichur when you is nekkid in da bath?! XXX

Have fun!

Da Jazzer XXXXXX

My Review of Shaggy Ducks & Frogs Cat Toys

Originally submitted at Nip and Bones

Shaggy Ducks and Frogs toys for cats are shaggy plush cat toys infused with honeysuckle, a tempting alternative to catnip that drives cats wild. Each toy measures 2 1/2" and has a fun rattle inside. You will receive either a Duck or Frog, if you would like to choose please let us know in the ...

Shaggy Ducks & Frogs Cat Toys

Bite size fun for cats!

By Jazzydacat from London, UK on 7/13/2010

 

5out of 5

Pros: Safe, Fun, Durable, Cat Likes It, Colorful

Best Uses: Active Cats, Leave Around The House, House Cats

Describe Yourself: Long-time Pet Owner

Pressie for MizzBassie's siblings and they love them! Bite size!

(legalese)

My Review of Skinneeez Plush Exotic Pink Flamingo

Originally submitted at Nip and Bones

Skinneeez is a stuffing free dog toy. So now no more mess to pick up! Bring out your dog's natural hunting instinct with this realistic Skinneeez animal. Dogs will enjoy hours of flip-flopping fun with these animals. The animals have 2 squeekers in them, one in the head and one in the tail for ...

Skinneeez Plush Exotic Pink Flamingo

Pressie for Siddy!

By Jazzydacat from London, UK on 7/13/2010

 

5out of 5

Pros: Dog Likes It, Easy to Clean, Tough, Fun, Colorful, Great for shaking, Safe

Best Uses: Indoors, Active Dogs, Larger Dogs

Describe Yourself: Long-time Pet Owner

Sidthecatahoula loves da flamingo!!! He canz shakes it about and it does not bite back! XXX

(legalese)

My Review of Cat-Man-Doo's Dried Bonito Flakes

Originally submitted at Nip and Bones

Cat-Man-Doo Extra Large Bonito Flakes offer the one and only stay-fresh sealed container on the market. They are the only Bonito Flake utilizing this stay-fresh process. This makes the Bonito Flakes comparable to no other! The superior packaging allows the flakes to arrive to you fresh, flavorful, ...

Cat-Man-Doo's Dried Bonito Flakes

How to charm your mancat- Cokiethecat

By JAZZYDACAT from London,UK on 7/13/2010

 

5out of 5

Pros: Cleans Teeth, Digests Well, Fun, Easy To Chew, Nutritional, Tasty

Best Uses: Everyday, So dat Cokie knows I lubs, Special Reward

Cokie just loves them!

(legalese)

My Review of Skinneeez Ducks for Cats

Originally submitted at Nip and Bones

Bring out your cats natural hunting instincts with these realistic Skinneeez Ducks for cats. Your cats will enjoy hours of entertainment pouncing on and batting at our stuffing free Skinneeez. Stuffing free and Catnip filled

Skinneeez Ducks for Cats

Great fun for the whole family!

By Jazzydacat from London, UK on 7/13/2010

 

5out of 5

Pros: Cat Likes It, Safe, Durable, Fun

Cons: None

Best Uses: House Cats, Special Playtime, Leave Around The House

Describe Yourself: Long-time Pet Owner

Bought them as a pressie for MizzBassie's babies!

(legalese)

In Loving Memory of Wynnie who went OTRB on 10 JUNE 2010

Dearest Anipals

I am feeling very sad today as my fiance @Cokiethecat's beloved sisfur, Wynnie, died of a heart attack yesterday during a routine visit to da vet.  Wynnie was going to be my Maid of Honour at our Wedding.

Dis is our booful Wynnie snuggling wiv ma Cokie.

My love and thoughts go out to Cokie, and his Mom and Dad (Kristin and Michael) at this very sad time.

You will live forever in our hearts, darling Wynnie.

Wynnie in her pretty pink bow.

Sleep well, pretty girl.

Love always,

Jazzy

XXXXXXXX

NIGHTMARE ON @MADLABM'S STREET!!!

Darlings

Over da weekendy dis hooman below went to a BBQ and brunged nuffink whatsoever back for her two babies @MadLabM and @MavTheTiger!  Dems poor, skinny babies was a-howling and a-cryings cos dems had no BBQ or nuffink!!  Madison and Mav are such skinny minnies and it just breaks ma heart dat der Mama could be so VERY, VERY, EVER-SO NORTY!!!!

Dis is a pichir of @MadLabM and @MavTheTiger's very own

FREDERICA ON ELM STREET!!!!

(Look at dem gnashers on her!!  She has gotted dat poor Madison gagged too!!)

If you knows of any other hoomans you have purrpeetrateded such crimes against our furrends, den please send me a toot-out so dat we can name and shame dem for all purrpeetuity!!!

**please donate any half-eaten bones, fox poo, rabbit droppings, duck crap by sending it direct to Madison's Mama**!! XXXX

Please don't have nightmares!!  I am tooting wiv fright just typing dis story!! **opens windows**!!

Loves ya all!

Da Jazzer XXXXXXX

REMEMBER IT WAS DA JAZZER WHO MADE @BRUTUSTHEDANE (IN)FAMOUS!!

OK! Kids!

Here goes! My very good furrend @BrutusTheDane wants to be famous and has been sniffing around ma Norty Step - could probably still smell @Marleyterrier's singed butt after he blew up @Kolo_Martin and myself a few months ago - and who am I to disappoint!!  Only problem is da wot norty fings has Bru done?

@Brutusthedane in all his glory....

but not for long!!!!!

Here is his very special calling card - his Mum must have da bestest and most fertile veggie garden in all of da US -

Anyone for tennis?  All balls recycled!!

OMC! I haz never seed a cow poop as much in one go!!!  **holds nose**!!  I bet when Brutus toots, his Mum has enough supply of gas for the whole of the West USA.  Now wonder we haz global warmings!! 

Now, the next piccy will surprise many of you (or may be not)!  Our Brutus is not just a Shibbering Cheeto, BUT also a Shivvering Chickacheetah!!!!!

Oh! Yes! Our Bru does male modelling in his spare time!!

**You are so tooty & frooty Bru**

And here is one of Brutus' "Hot Dawgs" - **looks more like she finking "what was dat all about"**!!

Well, da Earth did not move for me!!

And here is one of our Bru strutting his stuff:

"He's gotta be SO MACHO...."

And finally...........

What's dat piece of pink floof between your legs, Bru?

Ma Norty Step is currently being re-built and extended as der are so many norty boys and girls out der just begging to be on ma step!!

I love you, Bru!!

Jazzer XXXXXXXX

OMC! LOOK WHO FINALLY MADE IT TO DA NORTY STEP!!!

Darlings

Just take a look at dis very norty boy!  He has finally made it to da Norty Step!  I have to find our all da norty fings he has done...but I need more time.....!!!  Oh! dis is gonna be such fun digging da doit on -

@Mattiedog

And dis one just gotta go on da Norty Step for being a complete pain in da butt morning, noon and night!1  Mummy agrees wiv me to!

Dat Trea

who finks dat Margherita is a prettier kitteh den me

Dat Tart

who sneaks around after me all da time!

And Dat Mama 

for telling me off for shooting her a south paw dis evening!!

Loves you all,

Da Jazzer XXXXX

Just a teaser BUT here are a few more culprits on ma NORTY STEP!!

Darlings

Just to whet your appetites des two norty boys have just gotta be putted on ma norty step for being very flirty wiv da girls!!!

Who are des two rascals?  Dems is Thor(minator) and Rio

da bruvs of dat norty minx Raven!!!

And here is annuver self-confessed norty boy who did somefink norty and who's name was given to me yesterday....

Henry @Quadpawd

(wonder what he did?!)

And here is some norty,  tarty girl on da arm of dat well-fit Prime(Beefcake) Minister of da UK!!  Who coulds dat be?

Jazz 'n' Dave

(dat could be a great name for a pop duo?!)

Don't have nightmares!!

Love,

Jazzer XXXXXX

ONE TWIZZLER, ONE INNOCENT PUP AND TWO NORTY BOYS = NORTY STEP!!

Darlings

It was brunged to ma notice yesterday but da cutie pie wittle girl dog Daffy, a.k.a. @no_crybaby_doGs, dat two very norty boys asked to see her TWIZZLER!  Ms Daffy eagerly obliged finking dat dey were gentleman but dems took advantage of Ms Daffy (piccy below) and she let 'em have good and strong!  Girl Power Rools OK!!

Culprit numero uno is none other than the suave, sophisticated (ha! ha! ha!) @BaronVonOdem - dem titled folks are all da same!!!

BARON VON ODEM

Who wuz aided and abetted by none other than @Apollo_Frenchie

APOLLO

As you can tell from Ms Daffy's pichur, she is sweet and innocent and da two NORTY BOYS menshunned took advantage of her sweet nature!!

Don't have nightmares, darlings!

Love,

Jazzy XXXXX

LOOK WHO'S ON DA NORTY STEP.......

Darlings

Dis very NORTY doggy was reported to me by a puddytat named Mav (who claims to know dis doggy rather well - snickers!) cos dis cuplprit spends half her time doing skatings and dancing and pole dancing on top of her Momma's table!!  Dis is somefink which, Moikins, Jazzy, would never ever do!!  **Well, not is Mum was in da room**!!

@MadLabM

(nomming Momma's table leg!)

Der are also several others of note who have comed to ma attenshun recently and should also be on da NORTY STEP:

@SidTheCatahoula is not really dat NORTY 

(Oh! yes he is I her you all weoof and meowza!!)

but he is so cute, I fawt I would put him there anyways!

OMC! I nearly forget, Sid's long-suffering Teddy Bear
@The_Curly_Bear

Who is about to give da "one underneath"
a conditioner he will never forget!  It is called
Da Bear Necessities!!
**No wonder BizBeeKitty wears a hoodie at all times** 

@BizBeeKitty for crimes again fashun!  Wimmins fashun!!

@BusyButtons for sticking his tongue out!!

@JinJinDoggy

AND

@PixelDoggy

Two tarts with hearts who are trying to compete with my tartiness!!

Da noive of it all!!

@Cokiethecat who is supposed to be ma fiance

but will not commit "because he is too young"!

**you are only as young as the woman you feel, Cokie boy**

PS:  I nearly forgotted someones!!

Ma partner-in-crime @Teaganthedog

AND

@Mariodacat who fawt he wuz a wimmins

until his Mommy stopped dressing him in

lace and bows!!

HAPPY SPRING, PLAYMATES!

LET MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM ROOL!!

love, Jazzy XXXXXX