Over da weekendy dis hooman below went to a BBQ and brunged nuffink whatsoever back for her two babies @MadLabM and @MavTheTiger! Dems poor, skinny babies was a-howling and a-cryings cos dems had no BBQ or nuffink!! Madison and Mav are such skinny minnies and it just breaks ma heart dat der Mama could be so VERY, VERY, EVER-SO NORTY!!!!
Dis is a pichir of @MadLabM and @MavTheTiger's very own
FREDERICA ON ELM STREET!!!!
(Look at dem gnashers on her!! She has gotted dat poor Madison gagged too!!)
If you knows of any other hoomans you have purrpeetrateded such crimes against our furrends, den please send me a toot-out so dat we can name and shame dem for all purrpeetuity!!!
**please donate any half-eaten bones, fox poo, rabbit droppings, duck crap by sending it direct to Madison's Mama**!! XXXX
Please don't have nightmares!! I am tooting wiv fright just typing dis story!! **opens windows**!!
Loves ya all!
Da Jazzer XXXXXXX
