CONCATULATIONS TO ZACK RABBIT...& ONE MORE FOR DA NORTY STEP!

Darlings

**STOP PRESS** - HUGE CONCATULATIONS TO ZACK RABBIT FOR COMING 1ST IN DA SHORTY AWARDS!!  SO WELL DESERVED!!  *MEBBE ME GETS TO NOM HIS CARROT FINALLY!**

ALSO MANY CONCATULATIONS TO FRUGAL DOUGAL FOR COMING 2ND FOR HIS TIRELESS #PAWPAWTY CHARITY WORK!!  SO MANHY ANIPALS HAVE MUCH FOR WHICH TO THANK HIM!

AND TO BREWSKIE'S MUM FOR GETTING 3RD PLACE?

WELL, DONE EVERY BUNNY WHETHER BUNNY, DAWG OR PUSSUMS!!

**NORTY ALERT**

Sunday, Sweet Sunday and another  one @Jasmine_Woo_Woo to add to ma norty step for refusing to accept , COD, the Pussums's (oops, Freudian slip! trouble wiv ma worms today!)) POSSUMS POPSICLES which I sented to her for her brekkies today!!  She is possibly the nortiest doggy I know...if I try and forget dat @Marleyterrier and dat is very difficult since he blew up ma norty step last week after igniting one of @Kolo_Martin's FARTS!  Ma bum floof/tail fevvers and whikkers are still recovering!!

@Jasmine_Woo_Woo

**I should have posted da pic of her surrounded by pink floof when her

foam-stuffed platypuss spontaenously combusted around her a few

months ago!  Another of life's great unsolved mysteries, 

even though pink floof was visibly sticking outta her toofies**! XXX

Have a Happy Sunday, playmates!

Jazzy XXXXXX

EVEN MORE VERY NORTY ONES FOR PLONKING ON MA NORTY STEP!

Darlings

It has come to ma attenshun dat der are several EXTREMELY NORTY ONES who should be on ma step!  But I must, once again, add @marleyterrier to the step for blowing it up just da other day when he set fire one of dat @Kolo_Martin's farts - boom! and ma knickers were flying over da Pond...!!

Dis is dat @marleyterrier pretending to be a goner so that I would not's thwack thwack thwock him for blowing up ma norty step!  Da noive of it! XXX

First up today is dat @ZackRabbit who, when he runs out of choccy chips, makes his own!!

**remind me not to eat dem choccy chip cookies**!!

And when he is not making choccy chips, spends a lot of time playing with his BIG carrot!

Second on da list today is dat @SydPie who is a very purrty girly BUT

so very, very norty!  She recently went a plonker checking out somefink should ought not to have got her nose stuck in!  Gave her poor Mama a fright!  Dat is ultra norty!!

STOP PRESS! STOP PRESS! NORTY ALERT!

Oh! and it has been brung to ma further attenshun dat Ms Purrty Dawg done a crime

last year!  Da curious incident of da mud-sofa incident last Summer"!  

Dis cute dawgy has some street cred for sure! XXX

Third up is @MarshallSheldon cos he leads me into norty ways early in da morning!

Fourth on today's list is @Teaganthedog who boings all over da place, hides under tables, bites frew her lead and causes mayhem in da local public house!

And last, but not least, is ma furrend @Flicka47 who has been very, very norty recerntly! *wink wink**

and is ma partner-in-crime.  We have both signed the pledge on fudge for life!!

Watch dis space.......

Loves you all,

Jazzy XXXXXX

YET MORE OF DA NORTIES ONES ON DA NORTY STEP!!

Darling Partners-in-Crime

Check des norty, norty, norty ones out:

@Snoopydogdog - one VERY norty little boy!!!

@georgetheduck who is sooooo norty he has made me see double!!

And @sanjeethecat who has been stuffed in da bin by @georgetheduck after

@georgetheduck stuffed Sanjee der in da first place!

Finally (phew! I fawt I wuz norty!) check out dis website

for very norty sparkly fings to buy:

Help Feed the Duck! George's Typist: http://bit.ly/TypistCJ

**STOP PRESS** - VERY NORTY ALERT

I haz had to add dat Trea to ma VERY Norty Step for crimes againt ME!!

No sooner hadz she gotted home, den she was squirting stuff in ma

wittle pinky ears!!  All cos I shooked ma head and Mama shouted

"I fink she got cooties in her ears"!!  Da noive!!

**Mama should be added too**

Dis is Mama!  She norty too cos she letted dat

Trea do squirties in ma wittle ears!!

**I fang Mama tomorrow**

Self-confessed "norty alrightey" @BorisKitty deserves

a place here alrightey!! XXXX

Lubs you all,

Happy #TootThursday

Jazzy XXXXXX

BY PERSONAL REQUEST: ANOTHER ONE ON DA NORTY STEP!

Darlings

Ma Norty Step is proving so popular that, by personal request, the partner-in-crime listed below is being added to dat list:

Ain't dat just a picture of goodnessnessness?!

Yup!  Your furrend and mine @CokieTheCat!

And @HankTheDoggy is being added just because I can!!

Happy 10th Birfday, Hanky! XXXX

If you would like to be added, please send me a photo of yourself to jazzydacat@ymail.com!

And just added @Nippers_Duckie for being cheeky boy!!!

And @Kittehboi for a reason yet to be found!

OMC! Another norty boy @maridodacat!!

And another very norty girl in da making @Zandria_0

Happy ToonaToosday!

Jazzy XXXX

Some more anipals to add to da NORTY STEP.....

Darlings

Three  more very, very norty anipals have comed to ma attenshun - namely:

@DolliTheCat who is working on being a norty girl under ma guidance, of course!

@Kolo_Martin who is a football hooligan but tells me he is very good boy! No way!!

He is as norty as da rest of us!!

@Dogstoyevsky "Lexie" who is another partner in crime and paw-in-biskwits

wiv dat @marleyterrier mentioned in ma earlier dispatch!

And not forgetting Mr Goody Four Paws himself

@Ryker_Tyker da Tonkinese who is scarded of a girl cat! XXX

And dis is @BlindMaximus -  a prime suspect for nortyness.  @iCocotheChi and I lub him lots and has plans for him!!!

Cover your your eyes, children, is is da Saucy Minx known as

@JinJinDoggy - phwoa!!!

And her even minxier sisfur @PixelDoggy.  OMC!  I can hardly look!!

WATCH DIS SPACE BECAUSE MORE NAMES WILL BE ADDED!!!

Loves ya!

Jazzy XXXXX

Some of ma bestest furrends - the nortiest ones - probably!!

Darlings

I just hadz to put a pichur of ma darling @SidTheCatahoula (Siddy) on ma bloggy cos he is just such a sweet and loving boy.  He loves playing wiv his balls (no! not dem sort - norty! norty!), especially da Globe Ball on a rope which I sented him for Thanksgiving!  Siddy always make me feel glad to be alive!!  His Mum, Lisa and Dad, Matt are pretty cool too!!

Dis morning he punced on his Mum at 6am!!  She tooked him for a walk, brunged him back to bed and he still punced three more times!  He has all da makings on an Honorary PuddyTat!

Dis is Siddy wiv da Christmouse card wot I sented him!

You can see how overwhelmed wiv delight he is!!

Da next mate is da very, very norty @marleyterrier who spends half his life doing dastardly fings to me such as sneaking into ma bed in da middle of da night and biting ma bum!

Do not be fooled by dis pichur or Marley looking "out to lunch"!!

He is a scheming rascal and dats why I luvs him!!

And here is ma sweet furrend @Petiethecat who is not really on ma norty list, but it so cute and kind and just have to include him cos I love him lots too!

Dis is Petie looking very regal indeedy!!

Next one in da frame is da ever so, ever so norty @GingerMiluk who has an opinion on everything and is not afraid to share it!!

Ginger looks very cute here but you can see da scheming look in his eyes!!

And, finally, dis is da nortiest little girl of all!1  Can you guess who dis is?!!

Yup! Yours truly - ME - caught in da act of being where I shouldn't be!!

And now it's time to meet da new kids on da block - @PepiSmartDog's puddytats:

Dis is Apple - a Russian Blue - who finks he is so macho....but is no match for his

two scheming Meezer Sisfurs!!

Sweet and gentle Tarni pretending to be good!!

Tahni "butter wouldn't melt"!!

And Suki, the skinniest meezer in da world with a voice like a fog horn!!

So der you have it!  I will gradually add more furrends as time goes by!!

Have fun!

Love and kisses and wussez,

Jazzy XXXXX

WANTED!! ME IZ DA PRINCESS ROUND HERE!!

Dear Anipals

Have you seed dis scrawny fing? Well, @iCocotheChi seems to fink dat me is a dungeon-dweller, a pooper-scooper, a loo brush of no importance and finks da she iz da PRINCESS!! I coulds not stop larfing!!!  Me so voluptuous and booful beside dat skanky butted rat-tail D.O.G.!!

If you see her, please let me know so dat I can *thwack* her for all her naughty ways!!!

COCO THE PRETENDER!!

Achully, she is great fun and well worth a follow on da Twitter!!

KATS ROOL DA HOME, DA EARTH, DA UNIVERSE, DA EVERYFING!!

More dispatches laters!

Kissez and hugs,

PRINCESS Jazzy XXXXXXX

My Forever Furrends!

Dis is ma Special Furrend PepiSmartDog


Hi Furrends

Da piccy above is of me wearing da pawsome Elf Hat wot ma furrend @BorisKitty sented me for Christmas! I fawt it was rather winsome and girl-about-town to wear it with da pom pom over eye and not, as Trea suggested, skew-whiff cos I had hadz one Niptini too many! (Dat girl needs corrective training!).

It has been a while since I hadz a chance to update ma Bloggy cos Trea was so busy at work (yawn!) and Mummy cannot yet do ma Bloggy stuff! But, I haz been finking of you all!!

Christmouse was a bit quiet cos Mummy had da Piggy Floo following by poonewmonia and Trea and me looked after her! Pepi had a nurse's uniform which he let me borrow!!

We made so may furrends on Twitter dis year and had a lovely time sending and receiving Christmouse cards and pressies. I have a box full of toys, each of them special forever toys from my forever friends. I just wish we could all meet and have a fun time all playing together!! Your gifts are lovely, but your love and friendship are even better because those "gifts" are with me wherever I am!

Some my furrends got sick during da year and made a good recovery, but some of dem were so sick dems went Over The Rainbow Bridge. October/November was a sad time for all of us. Ma furrend Pepi went OTRB in September but has been brilliant at welcoming da new arrivals and making dem feel at home. Although for some of you this may seem silly, for many of the Mums & Dads of these anipals it was a source of great comfort so I got really sad when one or two anipals made fun of Rainbow Bridge. Der are some people out there who "owe their lives/sanity" to their beloved anipals for always being there for them through the good times and the bad. Anipals are not judgmental are do not judge humans by their wealth or possessions! All we anipals need is love, some kind words, some fud and somewhere warm to sleep. We love our humans no matter wot and no one has da right to sneer at dat! So der!!

Der are so many of you I would like to thank for being ma furrend but I cannot name you all! However, @PepiSmartDog, SidTheCataoula @PetieTheCat @Yoda_the_dog @Caesar_OSkeezix @Pandafur @GeorgeTheDuck @CokieTheCat @BlimdMaximus @Chattemuse @Emmythecat @LadyBonessa @MattieDog @TeaganTheDog @Fordy57 @PollyPuss11 @Dogstoyevky @kritterkondo @bdgrlaw @grrlysquirrel @snoopydogdog @Marleyterrier @MizzBassie @JavaTheCat @OatieDog @PiddleandPurr @MedusaJ @Smokey8 @Sadlovelyheart @tweetpie54 @no_crybaby_doGs @ZackRabbit @GOLDANNE @BabyPatches @Boomiethecat @BorisKitty @henryandfriends @GinerMiluk @JinJinDoggy @PixelDoggy @zaziart @kittehboi @Pickle55 @RosieandCheeto @MaggieTKat @BuzzLucas @vorvolaka @5_cats_4_dogs @CleopatraSaash @flatcatlady @danapixie @ForeverGinger @PuzTheCat @RudyKCat @frugaldougal @Gabby_da_tabby @HankTheDoggy @brutusthedane @hanseebundee @hollieferguson @iCocoChi @jedbramwell @Kolo_Martin @Ladycat3 @mariodacat @laineyspawtique @LadyCruella @lexingtonthepup @LittleDunkin @LouPeb @MadLabM @mam1cutie @Manxington @MarblecakeJemna @marshallsheldon @mumsmarmie @Rumblepurr @pntbtrkisses @Poppy_Dog @purplebear @sydpie @tigrisparva @trailerparkdogs @understandblue @zandria - are just a few who have made me laugh and cry over the last year!

Please forgive me any omissions that I have made! XXXX

May 2010 bring about an end to suffering and pain to all anipals, especially our brave Little Brown Dog of Knoxville, Tennessee, and anipals like her who have suffered so much pain and cruelty at the hands of humans.

May 2010 bring World Peace and an end to famine and war....and lots of nommy noms for us all!

My love always,

Jazzy XXXXXX

PS: Please forgive any typos! XXXX